Sam's Page
Where are my Baby Pictures?????????
Confessions from Sam:
Dad, you know the ________, ____________ and ______ ,
that got broken when we were growing up??
I did it!
Mom, I feel bad that poor David took the blame for the
Calamine lotion.  I added the water to make more during the
chicken pox outbreak.  I can't spell either!!
Also mom remember the time ________________ happened??
It was me.
Also, I'm the one that started the fires in the basement.
Sorry Jim
It was really a picture of me with a cowboy hat, not Bob.
John wasn't left behind at home, that was me too.
I dropped kittens from the roof to see if they would land on their
feet.  I set off firecrackers.  Remember Penny??  I got bored when
everyone left without me to the wedding.  I decided to play with
her.  When I told her to play dead, she did!!
Will someone please pay my bail, so I can come home??
Love,
Sam
PS  Mom, Thanks for the cookies.
Ask Peggy and
Kathy if you
want to know
more about me!!!

This is their imaginary brother, because 7 brothers just isn't enough!